Fair warning, this post contains pictures of boobs and stuff. They are made out of cake, but some are pretty realistic.
So, you’re getting hitched. Congratulations! You’re about to embark on the journey to the best day of your life, hopefully filled with joy, laughter, and love between you and your honey. Quite possibly, this time will be one of the most stressful for you, as there are buckets of money to be spent, and your wife, her mother, and your mother are going to fold themselves into wedding-planning machines until they’re satisfied…which could possibly be doing the impossible.
But, what about you? You’re getting married too. Apart from all the planning, you get your final day of being a bachelor. with all of your closest friends, and that one weird second cousin your soon-to-be wife probably made you invite.
Don’t let the goon squad take away from your bachelor party experience. It’s time to go all out and treat yourself! Go clubbing, get sloshed, do whatever you probably won’t be able to do when you get married. For starters, you could get, I dunno, a cake shaped like a massive set of boobs? How about Barbie on a stripper pole? Cupcakes shaped like beer steins? The possibilities are literally endless. Nothing is off limits when you’re coming up with an idea for a bachelor party, and I’m not exaggerating when I say nothing. If I were a baker that specialized in bachelor’s party cakes, I’d see more boobs and butts made of cake than real ones in my life, hands down. So, without further ado, here are some awesome, striking ideas for bachelor party cakes that maybe will inspire you to ask your mom to make you a cake shaped like a gigantic penis.
- This workout cake that will do the exact opposite to your waistline, by Amaranto’s Cakes. Check out more cakes at http://www.amarantoscakes.com.au/.
- This stripper cake from Cakes by Ane that looks like the real deal from a distance.
Check out more cakes at http://cakesbyane.com/.
- This xBox cake for the gamer that finally unlocked the most valued achievement in the game.
Check out more cakes at http://www.cakecentral.com/forum/t/636363/cake-beginner-xbox-360-cake-fondant-s, with tips and tricks for making your own xBox cake! Save money and get loads of credit!
- This slot machine cake that was made at home, that looks good enough to bet your wedding bands on…okay, maybe not. But still.
Check out more cakes at http://ideas.coolest-birthday-cakes.com/2014/07/12/coolest-party-slot-machine-cake/!
- This delicious final resting place for all the drunken, half naked memories that will be cherished from now only in your mind…and a photo album kept private on your phone.
Check out their website at http://www.sublimecakedesign.com/
- This homemade lumberjack cake that makes a manly man feel at his manly home with his manly friends.
See the full story at https://sugargeekshow.com/news/this-lumberjack-tree-trunk-cake-looks-cozy-on-the-inside.
- This super realistic set of knockers made out of pure cake that will make your mom disappointed, your wife jealous, and all of your friends super happy. Make it even more fun by taking bets as to who will call dibs on the nips.
Check out The Little Cupcake Kitchen for more cakes. Pretty innocent name for a bakery making cake boobs, ammiright?
- This G-rated fun cake that reminds you that your freedom has ended. But your married life is beginning.
Check out more of her work at http://heatherscakesandconfections.blogspot.com/. The website hasn’t been updated for a while, but if you read reviews on wedding websites, you won’t be disappointed!
- Last but not least, my personal favorite, this booty-ful cake. Hah. Booty.
Check out more of their works at https://www.weddingwire.com/biz/valentine-street-bakery-surprise/434a4ddeb22892b6.html. I couldn’t find their actual website, but this does provide some contact information!
Hopefully this post has inspired you, made you laugh, or made you drool (quite possibly in more than just hunger). Share this post with all your soon-to-be groomsmen and show them all the possibilities. Who knows what can happen!